Fancy Schmancy Auction Prize!

Posted by M.Govier on October 6, 2009

And now, ladies and gentleman, an important message from Michael Govier.

Hello World. 

You might have heard about Fancy Schmancy.  The benefit for Barrel of Monkeys.  We are trying to help the children in Chicago Public Schools.  What you don’t like children?  That’s fine.  You might like going to a party with an open bar!  Great food and an auction!  Did I mention that there will be no children at the event?  You don’t have to see the people you are helping because you don’t like children. 

Okay you good now. 

Did I mention at the party there will be an auction? 

Yeah you heard me right an auction.  With lots of cool stuff for sale.  But I know you are asking yourself “What does this have to do with Michael Govier?”  Good question.  I, Michael Govier, am auctioning off the privilege to take me to dinner.  YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT!  You can buy the opportunity to buy me dinner!  YEAH that just happened!  Starting bid $100.00 American dollars.  I will see you at Fancy Schmancy October 16th, 7pm at the Chicago Cultural Center (77 E. Randolph St.)  This is what you have to look forward too.  (insert photo here of me at dinner.) 

Sincerely,

Michael Govier
PhD, MA, MFA, PDF, IM, BVD, MIT, JJJ. 

This concludes this important announcement by Michael Govier.  Only attendees of the Fancy Schmancy get this once in a lifetime opportunity.  There will be other stuff to get, too.