True stories.
By Dhruven, 3rd Grade, Skinner West Elementary
Don’t put a lobster with a blue crab, let me tell you why.
1. A lobster have two different hands, with speed.
2. And a blue crab have spike hands and the same.
3. Then the lobster strong and large.
4. Next a blue crab is strong but small.
That is why don’t put a lobster with a blue crab.
The End.
By Johnny, Jem, Mariah, Armani, and Taevion, 5th Grade, Dixon Elementary
Tony the talking microwave is unplugged on the sidewalk, and needs a ride home. Tony wants to get home to heat up a steak dinner with noodles and sausages. He tries to cross the street, but a truck full of hamburgers stopped, and put Tony in the back of the truck to be plugged up and used to heat the burgers. The hamburger opened the back of the truck and Tony fell out on the concrete. Tony looked up and saw that he was home. Tony was happy and warmed up the food to feed the family. THE END
By Jada, Pottawattomie Park After-School Program
One time I put mentos in my cola and regret it. So I wanted something cold and got it from the machine and drank some here and at home. And went I got my mentos and I was dumb and I put them in there and I was in my room so no one knew. And I heard a sizzle. I put the top on and it popped off and now my room smells like cola spoiled cola!!! And I hate spoiled everyone Wants dislike me so much every time they come in my room they run right out. The End.
By Lucy, Loti, Willa, Noah, Eli, Jane, 4th Grade, Peirce International School
Harold the Cat had a great day. He escaped and ran outside to get some ice cream. He met his idol at the ice cream shop, Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga was so famous to Harold she looked to him to be 100 feet tall. She was in Chicago for her tour, and she was taking a coffee break, and she said, “Want some?” Coffee is POISONOUS to Harold! His face turned red as a tomato. He screamed MEOW!!! Harold thought “I’m gonna throw up”. Eli was tipped off by Harold and called for security. Noah came with the vet and gave him the antidote and pumped his stomach. He throws up, RETCH! Then Eli pets him and gives him ice cream. P.S. The vet was Harry Styles. The End.
By Lashawn, 3rd Grade, Morton School of Excellence
So there was a love bird, if the love bird land on someone, they will fall in love with the first thing you see and you will be in love forever and ever, but if you want to break the curse you have to dig and dig, and dig for 27 hours and you will see the treasure and you open the treasure box and you will find a cat. You have to love the cat and the curse will be broken forever. The End.
By K.K., 4th Grade, Peirce International School
Characters: David the friend, Karen the wedding girl, and Andrew the wedding boy
Setting: They were at meeting at night
There was a wedding and the wedding was going fine until someone said I do not want them to marry each other because then she won’t want to hang out with me as a friend So they kicked him out and then they lived happily ever after. The End
By Josiah, 3rd Grade, Dixon Elementary
Today at school we had Playmakers. My favorite playmaker is Elijah. Elijah is very cool. Elijah is so cool he could tie his own shoe. Elijah’s so cool his eyes are blue. Elijah is so cool his watch is nice. Elijah is so cool he keeps his beard smooth. Playmakers are very nice they draw so fast in no time. Playmakers are funny and very active and fun. The End.
By Landon, Jaylah, Mario, Tenley, Zoey, Donnie, South Shore Park, Summer of Stories Program
Once there was a teenager named Tiana. She lived in Downtown Chicago. Her parents had some money, but they were kind of cheapskates. They were major couponers. Tianna’s brother: Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson also bullied her every day. Tiana had a school trip coming up to Paris that cost $5,000, but her parents only gave her a single dollar and told her to clean her room. She got a job that paid her $1,000 a month - taming a lion at the circus. BUT one day, her parents found out and made her quit the job. They gave all the money Tiana made to Jeff. But while Jeff was sleeping, she stole the money out of his room. Tiana sued for emancipation and won and got to go on the trip to Paris. The End
By Finn and Aaron, 4th Grade, Peirce International School
Setting: Home
IRS dude: This is the IRS, pay your taxes.
Rando dude: No
IRS: I have ur dog
Rando dude: Your lying
Dog: (Bark!)
Rando dude: How much do I owe you
IRS: Your life savings
Dude: No.
IRS: I. HAVE. YOUR. DOG.
Dude: Here (pays on computer $)
IRS: Were keeping your dog
Dude: NOOOOOOO! (Kneels down in pain)
IRS: haha.
To be continued…
By Mark, 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
Yo intento combenser a mi papá que me compre un xbox x/s por esta razon… Por que tambien te gusta por eso quiero que lo compres
1st Por que es el xbox mas abansado.
2nd Porque no se necesitan discos para jugar nadamas te metes a los juegos.
3rd Por que nunca falla le internet y los juegos se pueden jugar sin internet. Fin.