Posted by Molly on August 13, 2012
That's Weird Grandma
TWG Weekly Update
Join us for opening night of the final Round of TWG, FEATURING:
Nick Hart
Dan Rumney
Geoff Rice
Ricky Harris
Lizzie Bracken
Laura McKenzie
Philip Markle
Linsey Falls
Jeff Trainor
and
Curtis Williams
This is not to be missed! Here are the stories…
STONE VILLAIN by Tiara H., Morton
SNOWFLAKE by Casey, Dawes
NOT SO MUCH PRESSURE by Lazarireus P, Morton Elementary
THE ISAT WEREWOLF DAY by Javohn B., Dixon
WHEN I WENT TO WIZARD WORLD by Lauren H., Dewey
UNTITLED (BAGELS OR NOTHING) by Toby R., Dawes School
THE MAN THAT MADE ICE CREAM WHILE THINKING ABOUT CATS by Amarrie H., Learn School
GRANDPA WHO MAKES PINATAS by Oscar P., New Sullivan
UGLY TWIN GIRLS, by Alondro, CEA
THE WEIRD PARTY BY THE BUS STATION (stretch the truth) by Kyjuan M., Learn
PRINCESS (BIRTHDAY ARGUMENT) by Terrion B, Chalmers
ROLLER COASTER CARNIVAL: THE TWIN ZOMBIES by Nakevia, Ismael, Fatima, India, Roberto, Rogelio, Jay, Cornell, Paderewski Elementary
For discounted tickets say: “Prahbably” at the Box Office
Posted by Molly on August 6, 2012
That's Weird Grandma
TWG Weekly Update
This is the final show of Round 9.
Come join the fun.
Say “I don’t like bagels” at the box office for a discounted ticket.
Untitled (Bagel or Nothing)
Toby R, Dawes
My mom said I had to pick nothing ore bagelse I pickt nothing. I don’t like bagels.
THE GRANDPA WHO MAKES PINATAS by Oscar P, New Sullivan FallOscar is inside his house. In his house is one small cat. The cat lived outside, but was in the house. The cat wanted to go to in the basement to go to sleep. Oscar say “Kitty, Kitty” The cat say “Meow”. Then Oscar said: “Get out of my house.” Then Oscar’s Grandpa came and said “Hey that’s my cat.” So Oscar’s Grandpa went into the basement to make piñatas. And cat was getting a haircut. And now he works at a barber shop. THE END
Posted by Molly on July 23, 2012
That's Weird Grandma
TWG Weekly Update
¡Anuncio especial!
Tonight, the cast of “That’s Weird, Abuelita” will perform a sketch in That’s Weird, Grandma.
Come see this exclusive preview before we open our bilingual show in Logan Square on Wednesday. Just for attending TWG, you’ll get a buy one get one free ticket for “That’s Weird, Abuelita”.
Here’s the story…
UNTITLED DIALOGUE (Telenovella) por Brandon R, Jenny Qi, y Brisa, Lorca, Ms.
Morales Dialogue Day 2012
Escenario: Una casa
Personajes: Papa, Mama, Hijo
H- Papa, puedo ir al parque? (Papa, me llevas al parque?)
P- (cansado) No estoy muy cansado (bosteza)
H- Por que no? Por favor!
P- Te dije que no. Que no! Bueno, que no! (Enojado) Pide a tu madre que te lleve. Me
voy a acostar.
(La mama esta sentada en la sala)
H- Me puedes llevar al parque por favor?
M: No estoy viendo mi telenovela. (El sacerdote casa a Pancho Lopez con el fantasma
de Laura) FIN
And in English…
Untitled Dialogue (Soap Opera)
by Brandon R, Jenny Qi, and Brisa
Lorca School, Ms. Morales
Dialogue Day 2012
Setting: A house
Characters: Dad, Mom, Son
Son: Dad, can I go to the park? (Dad, will you take me to the park?)
Dad: (tired) No I am very tired (yawns)
Son: Why not? Please!
Dad: I told you no. No! I said no! (angry) Go ask your mother to take you. I’m going to
lay down.
(Mom is sitting in the living room)
Son: Can you take me to the park, please?
Mom: No I’m watching my soap opera. (The priest weds Pancho Lopez to the ghost of
Laura)
The End
Say “Pancho Lopez” at the Box Office for a discounted ticket!
Posted by Molly on July 9, 2012
That's Weird Grandma
TWG Weekly Update
Barrel of Monkeys is pleased to announce new Acting Ensemble Member Immanuel Guest, who will make his debut tonight on the Neo-Futurist stage.
On a hot tip from BOM Company Member Emjoy Gavino, Mr. Guest was hired to play piano for some school shows in the spring. In addition to playing piano and composing music, he can sing and dance and act. QUADRUPLE THREAT!
Come see him tonight. He dances ballet! He turns into a werewolf! He performs wizardry! He is Michael Jackson! He gets a pie in the face! And! The song he composed for Morton Elementary, called “Stone Villain” will start off the show.
His fellow cast members include:
Lindsey Dorcus, Linsey Falls, Nicholas Hart, Tai Palmgren, Kaite Suib, Dixie Uffelman and Curtis Williams.
BONUS!
New Stage Manger Miranda Anderson will be orchestrating the lights and sound.
Please come join us. New stories, new people, same old fun!
Say: “Also Nilsa” at the box office for discounted tickets.
Posted by Molly on July 2, 2012
That's Weird Grandma
TWG Weekly Update
At midnight the eve of July 3, the spell with be broken, and Brennan Buhl will turn back into a cowboy to mosey West. We hear life is peaceful there. Lots of open air.
So come join us at “That’s Weird Grandma” for Bronco Buhl’s farewell rodeo at the Neo Futurarium.
The newest stories this week:
“Work Together” by Gissel, Little Village Elementary
and
“Tough Love” by Connor and Sebastian, Loyola Park After School Program
Say “Happy Trails, Brennan” at the Box Office for discounted tickets.
