10th Date

By Michelle W., Gwendolyn Brooks
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Wilmette 2008

Once there was a girl named Ashley and a Man named Frankie.  They’re on their 10th date.  Frankie breaks up with her.  She gets really mad and slaps him.  “Why!” she said.  Frankie said “I’m moving to Alaska.”  “I’m going to miss you!”  “Yeah!”  “Well, isn’t this when you say I’ll miss you too?”