Canoe Races

By Stephen S., Davis Shields (now Columbia Explorers Academy)
That's Weird, Grandma

One day four men joined the Olympics.  They compete in canoe races.  The men secretly cheat every single race and nobody knew about it.  They would make holes in other people’s canoes.  Every single trophy became theirs.  One day some invisible angels threatened them so they wouldn’t cheat.  The next day they didn’t cheat and they lost the race.  A sea monster came out of the water and sucked them up, his compliment, “Mmmmmm Tasty!”