DAY IN THE LIFE OF BACON

By Madison B., Poe Classical School
That's Weird, Grandma

One day in Bacontopia there lived a piece of Bacon. He was made out of shrimp and his name was Bacon. Bacon had problems with school. He was living in an apartment without his parents but he was only in kindergarten. Bacon got an F- on his math quiz. He showed his parents when they arrived at his apartment to check on him. They grounded him for life. But he threw a party and when his parents found out he got in trouble. Bacon couldn’t go anywhere for a week and he lived sadly ever after. THE END.