Fartacine

By Del S., 5th Grade, Loyola Park After School Program
That's Weird, Grandma

N: Fartacine can help.  It stops your unexpected farts.  It’s very effective.  But since it holds in all your farts for two whole days it creates a massive stink bomb fart.  Don’t take it if you have kidney or bladder problems, and don’t take it if you are sick.  Also don’t take it with any liquid or solid.

B: Hi I’m Bob I took fartacine for 1 week and this is what I looks like before.  (farting noises). And now I didn’t fart for two days and here is what the massive fart sounded like (huge loud fart). Hope your not at a business meeting when the huge fart comes.