Flag and Globe

By William K., Pritzker School
Letters That's Weird, Grandma

Dear Flag,
I am the globe on the cabinet across from you.  I know everything in the world.  Have you been around the world.  I hate the mornings.  Everyone salutes you and I’m only taken out for work. Sheeshops, I just moved to another school, bye.

Dear Globe,
I’m very sad your jealous of me. Humph.  Your so stuck up.  You deserve to be boring.  Oh no.  Someones burning me.  Oh wait, the whole school is burning, ahhhhmhhh.  P.S. I’m sorry.