If I Were a Barbie

By Lekeja D., Gwendolyn Brooks
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma

I believe Barbie should rule the White House.
First because then the whole world could play with me and I could have my own dreamhouse.  Second because I would have the most Barbie cloths in the world.  Third because Barbie should be respected since I have let little boys rip off my head and flush it down the toilet for so long!  You may disagree because I’m plastic and stupid, but I’m very intelligent when it comes to cloths.