The Bug

By Timothy R., 4th Grade, Chalmers School
True Stories Celebration of Authors COA 2008

I was outside riding my bike when the bug showed up.  He made a sound like Mrrrrah!  I got off the bike to see what it was.  It was a bug, and it was red, white, and green.  It had 4 legs and wings and black spotty dots, it was shiny and bald it had three big old eyes they were black and yellow.  I wanted to get close to get a better look.  I walked up to it, it made me mad, and it farted.  The fart smelled like dooky, and onions and aliens’ brains and it smelled cheese stinky cheese I was mad so I squashed it with my bike.  I was dead and yellow blood came out the blood came out and smelled like rotten eggs.

The blood didn’t get on my bike.  I went home, told my mom, she believed me because she could smell the terrible smell. Then I took a shower put on my clothes and ride my bike again.

The end.