THE DUMPSTER

By Kyle T. & Angel H., Columbia Explorers Academy
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma

Setting:  Alley

WM:  Where are we?
CM:  (digging in trash) We are in a dumpster.
WM:  (shaking) I am missing an arm.
CM:  (yelling) Oh my god you’re missing an arm!
WM:  You’re shorter, you’re missing a row.
CM:  How do we get out!
WM:  Who would throw out a chain saw?
RL:  I’ve been here for years.
CM:  Who said that?
WM:  (looking around)  Looks like an old lemon
RL:  (weirdly) There’s no way out.
RL:  (weirdly) There’s no way out.
WM:  But there’s a ladder!
CM:  Let’s go already!
RL:  Don’t go.
WM:  Let’s go dude.
RL:  I have candy.
WM:  Chocolate man is chocolate.
CM:  I’m milk chocolate!
The End