The Evil Conductor

By Claire B., Gwendolyn Brooks Middle School
That's Weird, Grandma

One time there was an evil conductor bent on world destruction.  He started the organization the EBTC.  It stands for Evil Black Tie Conductors.  He went around the world gathering followers.  In Japan he found one named Jung Song he’s been kicked out of the opera house because he made the band rehearse so hard it killed the kodu drummers.  As soon as he was pleased with the numbers of his crew he went back to Evil Tree Field.  There waiting for him was the HACK standing for Happy Angles Choristers Kicking.  The evil conductor realized he was outnumbered.  There was only one way to settle this, a musical duel.  The EBTC drew their batons and the HACK warmed up there voices. As soon as the sun rose it began.  The EBTC formed several lines and held the batons like daggers.  As they charged the HACK formed a Harmonizing shield deflecting and killing most.  Then they attacked with singing sharps and flats.  It pierced the air like a thousand arrows.  Most of the EBTC were vanquished except there leader the evil conductor and Jung Song.  They killed Song with a sharp and the evil conductor with a flat.  They got him right behind this tree.  Sometimes on cold days when the birds sing flats you can still see him.