The King of All Lunch

By James H., Paderewski
That's Weird, Grandma

One day when I was in school it was lunch time and we had the most disgusting lunch of all it was broccoli and milk and all of a sudden a man had yelled you should not be giving these kids only broccoli and milk! And he said:  “I’m the King of Lunch!” And we cheered for him and he had servants throw the broccoli away and made an all you can eat buffet and the two lunch ladies went to jail for starving kids and the day was saved.  The End.