The Monster Mash

By Ethan B, Paderewski

There was a Monster named Zane and his alien friend Craze.  The monsters were weird they eat brains and throw watermelon and knit.  One day the monster and alien ran into each other and they were stuck.  They were stuck for 10 milleniums but one day an awesome smart wizard named Deeerrrikkkk came and gave them a potion to unstick them.  And the wizard charged them 20 million but they couldn’t pay so they were blasted 1, 000, 000 years into the future when they were old smelly and OLLDD and they did not remember anything ever again.