The Night that Never Happens

By Jacob, Jatari, Kyla, Tessora and Hanna, 4th Grade, Lincolnwood
That's Weird, Grandma

One bloody morning, Serial Killer Squirrel was hungry, so he went to Jacob the beasty (really awesome) kid and said, “If you provide me money and food, I will work for you.” and the kid says yes.  Serial Killer Squirrel and Jacob went into the forest to find food, and they came to this big tree filled with donuts.  Jacob took the whole tree and planted it in his backyard.  Serial Killer Squirrel tries to kill Jacob.  Jacob gets his dagger and fights off the squirrel.  The squirrel goes to the gym and gets all pumped up.  He goes dancing all night.  The squirrel drives home in his cherry red Ferrari to his mansion and orders 16 grenades and an extra large pizza with anchovies.  He puts a grenade in the pizza by accident and they both eat the pizza and blow up and there are guts everywhere.  The End