The Two Bullies

By Chamara W., 5th Grade, Washington School
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Storefront 2002

One day there was a bully named Cheetos. Cheetos goes around bullying little kids and big kids. One day Cheetos ran into another bully named John. She said you kind of cute. John said you know you ain’t bad looking either. Cheetos asked for John’s number, so they both exchanged each other’s number. When Cheetos got home she called John, he was not there, so she left a message on his answer machines saying Hey Baby, it’s Cheetos call me later B-ye. So John returned Cheetos call and they talked for hours on the phone. The next day they went to school together, they ate lunch together, they even bullied kids together. One day John was flirting with a girl named Tiffany. Cheetos saw them and she went smacked John and said it’s over. John cried and said please one more chance so, Cheetos gave John another chance and everything was normal. They lived happily ever after.