Tiki’s Funeral

By Emilio, Loyola Park

Here lies everyone’s favorite person Tikitikitembo Nosarembo Charlie Bary Ruche Pit Pary Tembo. Died at age 5 infinity years old and still young. Killed from somebody you’ll never think would kill him was himself he was a jolly good fella oh he was a jolly good fella and still was young whaa waa waa. Everyone was sad. Kangzilla, Professor Wiggem, Professor Wiggem’s wife with her feet crying. Wait, that’s sweat urgh shalabala ding done. The giant elephant, the senator, and one crying most of all Emilio. So next time you think of a good man think of him when he was young. His favorite was the Dr. Phil speech records and Oprah Winfrey show tapes. How do I know? I’m his father.