TWINS? MAURICE AND HUMPTY DUMPTY WAKEESHI

By Bill, Rolando, Michael, Marlon, Neidi, Miriam, and Natasha, Gladstone Elementary

Once upon a timethere was two twins.  They were a boy and a girl.  The boy’s name was Maurice.  The girls name was Humpty Dumpty Wakeeshi.  They went to Burger King.  They got a happy meal and a High C.  Maurice looked like a 200 eyed alien.  The girl had one eye in the middle of her face.  She had an antenna sticking out of her head.  The girl was walking down the street and she met a raccoon and kissed it.  She took the raccoon and found her brother.  They were going to go home but went to the wrong house.  It was a haunted house.  Then a ghost came and said:  “Pee, my lunch is finally here.”  Then he chopped their heads off.  They went to McDonald’s with no heads and said:  “Give us $5,000.”  The person at McDonald’s screamed! She gave the money and the headless twins were rich.  And they grew their heads back.  The End.