What a Life, Fingers?

By Meyah C., West Pullman Park Words @ Play Program
Poems That's Weird, Grandma

OMG!!
My fingers stop smacking each other and smashing in to each other
I’m trying to write!
Middle n pinky you two have been at it all day
And thumb stop letting them bully you
You all have been getting me in trouble all day
I just might chop you all off
If you all don’t stop talking
What’s that you say, ring finger you’re broke?!?
OOOO…my gosh here comes the pain mommy!!
We have a problem!
I broke my ring finger because I wouldn’t stop talking.
What?!?  Well never mind.
LOL I bet you’re done talking NOW!?!