When I Went to Church With Grandma

By Joshua F., Brenneman School
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma

One day I went to church.  My grandma took some tuna.
She ate it in the cab.  I said it doesn’t smell so
good.  My grandma said your very funny.  I said no I’m
not.  I said you is very old and you smell so good.
She said you doesn’t smell good.  I said you is very
very nice.  I said I have to throw up.  She said stop
playing so much.  I said whatever.  BE HAPPY!! THE END