WING ATTACK!

By Kayla T , Dixon Elementary

One day me and my mom went to Chicken and Waffles.  Then my chicken grew legs! They grew people’s sizes, and smacked everyone who was eating chicken.  Then they let in Momma Chicken.  Then I jumped up, grabbed my fork and did what I was born to do.  I use it as a sword.  Then I passed out.  Then I rised from the grease.  And then I went back over to the table and said “We should go to Mcdonald’s” Then I said “Come on peoples, let’s blow this joint.”  Then I dared myself to eat my burger with 5 bottles of hot sauce and then my hair and eye lashes turned in to flames and I ran in the bathroom and splashed water on myself and went home.  The End.