3 World Premieres!

Posted by Molly on August 12, 2013

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

Barrel of Monkeys students wrote over 6000 stories this year!

We wish we could adapt every single one, but our School Shows are only an hour long.

As a special treat this week, we dove into the unadapted stories from the 2012/13 School year and made TWO NEW SKETCHES and ONE NEW SONG just for “That’s Weird, Grandma”.  We hope you will enjoy these never before performed stories tonight.  Here they are:

THE BIG BULLY by Laila N., Dixon Elementary
There once was a big bully named Mike.  He was mean and he didn’t like anyone.  One day, Mike walked up to the new kid named Jake and gave him a wedgy all the way to his head.  After he walked up to Jake’s sister named Jackie, but Mike kicked her in the leg for no reason.  Then, Jake and Jackie went home and created a big robot to destroy Mike.  After that, the next day Mike walked up to both of them and said “Give me your lunch money or else.”  Then Jake told the big Robot to make Mike into a McDonald’s burger.  Finally, Jake and Jackie split a Mike burger.

UNTITLED by Julius B., Paderewski Elementary
I am a Dog
And I believe
And I believe I should be feed.
If you do not feed me I will be Hunger.
If you do not feed me I will eat your leg.
I will pupu on you.
Thank you feed me.
The End

UNTITLED by Bryan B., Lorca Elementary
On Halloween, I’m gonna dress up as a zombie and I am gonna become a real zombie and shave their livers, squeeze the jelly from their eyes.  Actually it’s quite good on toast and cut their feet, squeeze their blood and drink it.  My name is so long.  My name is Frankenino Jasonino Zombieogrecutter.  And eat their brains too.  Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmyyyyy.  The End.

For discounted tickets, say “I will pupu on you.” at the box office.

Enjoy the show!