CAUTIONARY TALES OF FITNESS

Posted by Molly on June 23, 2014

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

Two Cautionary Tales of Fitness added tonight.

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THE BIKER by Lanesha R, Diamond R, Tierra C, Malissa C, Willa Cather Academy                                    
Once upon a time a biker named KeKe was biking too fast. She hit a speed bump and fell. She hurt her leg and a stick went through her chest. She went to the hospital and they hooked her up to a machine that checked her heart. The machine was going faster and faster and she couldn’t breathe. All of the injuries were too much and she died. Keke came back as an evil robot and destroyed the town.  The End

10,000 POUNDS by Brooke B, Poe Classical School
One day a girl was training for the Olympics with her coach.  She was his best student.  She could do mostly everything.  But one day when her coach told her she had to lift 10, 000 pounds to continue her training she tried and tried buy she could not lift the 10,000 pounds.  She knew she’d never continue to the next step in her training if she did not do it.  Next she did a training montage dun dun dun.  Then she went back to training and lifted it. She celebrated by getting lazy and eating a lot of food so she never got into the Olympics.  The end :-) :angry: > :-) > :-(

Say:  “Don’t get a stick through your chest!” for discounted tickets.