Omelets and Batman and Animales, Oh My!

Posted by Molly on February 23, 2013

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

Three New Stories This Week!

NOT SO MUCH PRESSURE
by Lazaireus P, 5th Grade Morton 2012 Argument
(Song composed by Nicholas Hart)
I am Batman and I believe that I shouldn’t save the world every day. One reason why I think I shouldn’t have to save the world every day is because I is saving the world every day and he has a life and it should not just be about saving people because he could probably die just like other humans could. One more reason is because while he is outside trying to save the world who will save his family from danger because it’s not like he could teleport. The end

How to Make an Omelet by Stephen P., 4th Grade, Reavis Academy
1.) You need to go to the kitchen get everything you need
2.) Turn the pot on put the eggs on.
3.) Put little piece of meat on the eggs.
4.) You can put some cheese on the eggs and meat
5.) Take it out the pot and put it on the plate
6.) Now it is ready to serve!
Today I want teach you how to make a omelet. 
Do you know how to make one.

I can teach you.

The End

Untitled (Animales en Amor Peligroso)
By Tania S.
4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
1.
Character: El oso y la puerca
Setting: fue en una casa

Puerca: Ay que vonita estoy. Ay ay ay.
Oso: Vonita para comer ja. ja ja.
Puerca: No no me mate por favor.
Oso: Oque pero quiero que me des un vesito en el callete.
Puerca: Oque pero me dejas.

2.
Character: El pescado y el tiburon
Setting: En el mar
Pez: Ay voy a caminar poquito.
Tiburon: Vas a caminar o vas a se la sena jajajaja.
Pez: Quien esta alli si es un tiburon me voy porque me puedes comer.
Tiburon: Claro que to voy a comer jajaja.

English translation:
1.
Characters: The bear and the girl pig/pork
Setting: Outside and In a house
P: Ay, how pretty/hot am I, ay, ay, ay.
B: Pretty to eat, ha, ha, ha.
P: No, don’t kill me please!
B: Okay, but I want you to give me a little kiss on the cheek.
P: Okay, but leave me alone.2.
Characters: The fish and the shark
Setting: En el mar
F: Ay, I’m going to go walk a little.
S: Going to go for a walk or going to be dinner, ja, ja, ja.
F: Who is there?  If it is the shark, I’m going because you might eat me.
S: Of course, I’m going to eat you, ja, ja, ja.

We’ll be taking next weekend off, so come join us!

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