Two New TWG Stories:  Surgery! Cooking! Football!

Posted by Molly on July 6, 2014

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

Come enjoy American medicine, Football and Cooking in this week’s “That’s Weird, Grandma.”

FOOTBALL CHEFS by: Rogelio T, Lorca Elementary School
Once there was chefs that loved two activities they worked as chefs then something happened they were late for a game they were in a rush they forgot to put there football uniform so the six men just put there helmets and rib protectors. There names were Samuel and Yae and Devin and Jairo they all played with squash and got very messy and there grandma’s said you boy’s have to wash your own clothes because you are very messy bad boys. The End.

DOCTOR STUPID HEAD by Brooke P, Poe Classical School, composed by Nicholas Hart
Once upon a time, there was a doctor named Dr. Stupid-Head.  And Dr. Stupid-Head was checking out a patient.  Her name was Kassi.  Kassi hurt her brain. She says all the wrong answers such as “Hi, my name is Jenny.”  So the surgery began.  So the bread sat on the bread on top of the bread until the head was open.  They took the brain away then he dropped it on the floor.  Then he said:  “Aw I don’t want to touch that.” So he put on his gloves and picked it up and put it on the table then he got the hammer and hit the brain until it is ready.  Then he put it back in.  Kassi was better.  Then she went home.  The End.

Say “Kassi.  My name is Kassi!” for discounted tickets at the box office.