Dancing Donut Rock Concert

By Terrance H., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

There was a donut at a rock concert dancing and somebody ate him.

Untitled (Beach)

By Lynda H., 4th Grade, Chalmers
That's Weird, Grandma

On a hot sunny day I went to the beach with my mom. At the beach it was all super stars and the stars didn’t talk to me, so I went up to Hannah Montana and I said “hi” and she said the same, but that wasn’t really Hannah Montana it was a monster. I knew it was a monster because he pulled of his wig and mask. So he pick me up and I call my mom then she came to kick his butt and after that we went home and I tell my sister and brother all about it. The name of the stars was Lil Wayne, Justin Beiber, Sonny With a Chance and Chris Brown.

The Shopping Habit

By Kayla R., 3rd Grade, Trumbull
That's Weird, Grandma

Once there were two girls who loved to go shopping on the weekend and after school. They also loved to go and get their hair did and by diamonds. Every time they saw a new phone commercial they’ll go by it. If they were going to her grand mother’s house they’d leave there fancy clothing at home and come on over get a book and hop on the couch and read. Then one day they’d tell their grandmother we both have shopping problem. Their grandmother say it’s ok you don’t have to hide yourself. O right I have almost the same thing that’s why I have book to keep me from the store to shop for clothing. They both said I love you grandma. By there grandmother to them.

Two Grampas in Paris

By Kendall M. , 3rd Grade, New Sullivan
That's Weird, Grandma

My name is Kendall. My Grampas are twins. They live in a old house. They did everything together. They even take pictures together. And they even eat stuff together. They lived in Paris. And they have two bathrooms, and two bedrooms. The End.

Money to blow

By Simeon, 4th Grade, Dewey School
That's Weird, Grandma

One day my dad won the lottery.  He won 1,000,000,000. He gave me 100 dollars. out of 1,000,000,000. I said “You are a cheapskate.”

Flowerhead and his three wives

By Terron, 4th Grade, Dewey School
That's Weird, Grandma

One day a man name Andrae he had a wife she put a curse on him every time he say something bad he will grow flowers. So he did not know so he keep saying bad stuff. The next day his head felt heavy he look in the mirror in there was flowers.  He smiled so he stopped acting bad at the mouth. So the wife Nikyla Stigler got a curse on her in never knowing he went with Alex an curse her. So they grew a tree.

UNTITLED (GARDEN LADY)

By Deon G., 3rd Grade, Reavis
That's Weird, Grandma

At first it was a lady
she just got thruw gardening.
then the next morning she
had called a man to come
pick her up. Then she got in
his car his cat was tan and
big. She got in the Back then
he drove her all around to
do every one’s gardening.
The End

I Remember

By Serenity, Harold Washington School
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma

I remember when I was 7 years old I went to my dads house. When got there he was watching Full House. I hated that show when I was young, so one day he took me to the mall so I could get some new shoes, clothes, and toys. I played with the toys, tried on my shoes and put on a new pair of clothes, then I said, “Daddy, I am so bored can we go to Auntie’s house.” “Yeah why not” he said. So we went over there in the car and stopped in front of the house and went inside. “Hi” I said to my cousins, “what’s been going on?” “Oh nothing,” they said, then they saw my bag. “What’s inside?” “Oh nothing just some junk my dad bought me” I said.  My dad looked over at me and said, “Excuse me, what did you just say?” I said, “Oops.” “If this is junk maybe I should take it back to the store or maybe I should give it to a shelter,” Daddy said, but when he said that I said, “I have to tell you, don’t you know that show Full House. I hate that show it just makes you dumber and dumber.”  After that it was a very bad time in my life.

DOG

By Flome B., 3rd Grade, New Field
That's Weird, Grandma

Dog work at nights
Oh, the dog is not here
Go to the park

Dialogue - Suspense Thriller

By BJ, Loyola Park
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma

Characters:
John F. Kennedy
Whopper Jr. (JFK’s Friend)
Setting:
Burger King in Washington, DC

JFK enters a Burger King with Secret Service.
JFK: O my goodness which should I choose? Whopper or Whopper Jr?
WJ: John! John! Pick me! We need to talk.
JFK: I’ll have a whopper with onions. So what do you want to talk about
WJ: I don’t think you should go to Dallas - I have a bad feeling about this trip.
(they are off to the 1.5 million $ plane)
JFK: The whopper is good. I have to go. I feel you.
(they arrive in Dallas & get in the Rolls Royce)
WJ: John, be careful out there. I don’t want to have to go back to Washington without you.
JFK: I promised Bush that I would be here.
(JFK is in the car, 25 miles away, waving to the people. 5 minutes later somebody shoots him and the car rushes to the hospital. Actors play the heart machine.)
JFK (Cont’d) Take care of the country. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
(and about 3:00 he die)
WJ: John! John, come back! (with anger) I told you this would happen. (Police take WJ away, with determination) I will find the killer if it’s the last thing I do.
(the police eat the Whopper. The End)