Thanksgiving-themed stories.
By Ceyanne S., Super 7 Program at Cather Elementary
That's Weird, Grandma
Celebration of Authors
Once upon a time there was three boys named Jamal, Haceane, and Andre. They were all brothers who went to Monster High. They all had a group of friends and they each liked someone. Haceane like Roxy Whaaaaa. Jamal like Diana What the what. Andre like Riannah as much as a puppy dog and kitties. But they could not get married because they were too young. So, a few years later on one hot sunny day, like Arizona hot, they all got married and it was as big as a hotdog (a real dog) and lived happily ever after. Then one day they got mad and to be continued…..THE END.
By Zaniya, Sy’mone, Zariah, & Aniya, Super 7 Program at Cather Elementary
That's Weird, Grandma
Celebration of Authors
Bob was a car salesman. He washed and sold cars. Bob had friends named Ronald, Monica, and Michelle. Bob and his team were making sure the car was in good condition. They noticed that the cars were scratched and were not waxed right. Monica and Michelle said, “These cars are so messy.” Michelle said, “Let’s clean them up.” So they got Bob to help clean all the cars and make them great. So the cars were clean and they sold them all out and threw a big party and danced to Hit the Quan. The End. P.S. Nobody knows where the cars went. THE END.
By Freddie H., Dewey School of Excellence
That's Weird, Grandma
Celebration of Authors
Once upon atime there was a ordinary lady sitting in her chair when she went in her house she got some lemonaid and she came back out and as soon as she put the glass to her mouth the glass said “HOLD ON!! The lady stops and looks around no one to be seen she goes Back to Drinking her lemonaid But the glass said it again “Hold on”!! She looks at the glass and says “Why?” Because I can grant U three wishes” The glass exclaimed. You can ok I wish I was a ninja and I wish I had one Billion dollars and she wished she had powers the wish came true and she lived the best life ever. THE END.
By Kodifa H, Andreona D, Cordell H, Juawain J, Brandon B, DeVante and Ayona R., Dewey School of Excellence
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a dog named Scorpio. Scorpio lived in a big house and had a friend named Brad. Scorpio was really strong and had laser eyes. One day Scorpio tired to kill Brad with his laser eyes and eat him for dinner. Because he liked eating people. But Brad could fly and run super fast. So Brad gave Scorpio a squeaky toy and some dog food. He ate the dog food and they were friends. THE END.
By Jaerell E., Loyola Park After-School Program
That's Weird, Grandma
Hello my name is Jerry. I’m a walking and talking goat. I grew up in a farm where it was fun. Then one day, I decided to talk like the farmer. I only understood his actions. Then one day, a green goo appeared out of the farm grounds. I decided to take a look, but I did a dumb (good) move by slipping in to it. This however affected me, by making me into a one of a kind goat. I’m probably the first goat to do this. Hurrah! But yes, it’s true (probably). Ok I’m going to sign out of this tape recorder thing! THE END.
By Jalyne G., Learn Campbell Academy
That's Weird, Grandma
FM: Mmmm. I can’t wait to eat the French fries.
FR: Nooo! Don’t eat us! (scard)
FM: Give me a good reson why not! (mad)
FR: Because we can grant 3 wishis
FM: Ok! I will never eat magic fries (happy ☺)
FR: So what is your first wish?
FM: No I want to answer them all right now!
FR: Ok! Ok! (anger)
FM: I wont’ 50 hampurgrs 70 pizzas and 1,000 fries.
FR: Your wish is my command (boom)
FM: Thank you (ate it in one gulp)
FR: Good bye (fries disoper)
N: (The man started shaking and bam the fat man blue up)
The end
FR: PS he shud have never said 1,000 fries!
THE END.
By Stephanie O., Loyola Park After-School Program
That's Weird, Grandma
I declare that I Stephanie O. should stop having long hair because when I brush my hair I have way too many knots! So when I went to the hair salon and cut 12 inches of my hair the cutters said that is enough for the kids who need! So I gave my hair to the kids who needed. THE END.
By Edwin G., Lorca Elementary School
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time a man couldn’t swim because he was not a swimmer and one day he work as a life guard. One time a man was drowning. He was in a beach and went to save the many and finally he swim and he swam to the man to rescue him. THE END.
By Gabriel J., Loyola Park After-School Program
That's Weird, Grandma
Hey-Rockhead! I like to do jokes on people. I’ve never even heard of a park. I live on Gabriel’s desk. I like it here. I have space and get to be with my friends like the computer and sticker book and toy drawers. I don’t hate anything. I like to say “Hey Rockhead!”
Rock: Hey! How ya doing!
Gabriell: I’m doing good!
Rock: You have a rockstellation (this is a joke, then he spits and it lands on Gabriel’s forehead) Ha ha ha.
Gabriel: Is this dirt?
Rock: It is dirt, it’s rock ice ha ha.
THE END.
By Jaden K., Loyola Park After-School Program
Poems
That's Weird, Grandma
Crazy is Lazy!
Crazy is Bazy!
Lazy is baley!
Baby is saily!
Saily is gaily!
Gaily is faily!
Wuzzah!
Luzzah!
Guzzah!
Buzzah!
Zebra
Zeba
Zing
Zang
Zope
Zall
THE END.
