Stories that appeared in the 2005 Theater On The Lake show.
By Gabriel E., 4th Grade, Dewey School
Arguments
Songs
That's Weird, Grandma
Celebration of Authors
COA 2008
1. I am Chris Brown. I believe people should video called I am popn by Chris Brown.
2. I think you should dance
3. I rap.
My deodorant pop’n
My deodorant be cool
I slip it in my book bag
All the girls be ooh!!
By Deadre B, 3rd Grade, Reavis School
Arguments
Songs
Celebration of Authors
COA 2008
I am a ninja
I believe I should not wear all black
My first reason is I get lost.
My second reason is I don’t like blending in.
My conclusion is that’s why I don’t like blending in.
By Dejah K., Mister BL One T., Romesha D., Darryl S., Devin G., Capri B., 3rd Grade, Henderson
Arguments
Songs
Celebration of Authors
COA 2008
Dejah K.
I believe that who ever sales guns should not do it
1. Because…they could kill somebody
2. Because…God do not like it
3. Because…You can get killed by killing somebody family
Mister B.L. One T.
I believe that people should stop fighting!
My first reason is because someone could get hurt real bad.
My second reason is because people can be angry and they can die.
My third reason is it would be a gooder place to live.
In conclusion, I believe that people should stop fighting.
Romesha D.
I believe people should stop shooting.
First because people will die.
Second because on Halloween they is going to shoot at the wrong person.
My third reason is they
Darryl S.
I believe I should get to be by myself all the time.
My first reason is so that I won’t get killed or shot at a young age living by myself.
Devin G.
I believe people need to stop fighting.
My first reason is my people get hurt.
And my second reason is people is going to cry.
And my third reason is they is going to they feeling get hurt.
And that is why I believe people need to stop fighting.
Capri B.
I believe that men need to stop shooting at ten year old boys.
First, because they will die and they mom will cry and they dad will cry.
Second, because I like talking to my brother and my cousins who are ten year old boys and I would miss them and I care about them.
Third because people should not shoot anyone because we’re all brothers and sisters and family.
That is why I believe that men need to stop shooting ten year old boys.
By Charlie, 3rd Grade, Loyola Park
Celebration of Authors
COA 2008
Once there was a man very bad man He loved to lift weights he got so strong so he went to the beach in the water he decided to lift weights in the water so 1 day a shark ate him so he was under ground by the devil so he said to the devil “Please give me another chance to live.” “Okay” said the devil so he lived happily ever after as a donkey.
By Kiersten S., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan Elementary
True Stories
I remember the first day my family bought a cat name Sam and my sister bought a girl cat Samantha then my cat make babycat. I was surprised my cat had 9 babycat they were jumping they were so cute.
By Jaycee S, Andrew P, Paco O., Jessica V., Jazmin H, Jose G., 4th Grade, Orchard Place
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a destroyer named Mr. Fantastic — he liked to destroy anything in his path. He had a nice daughter and she loved shopping — her name is Ann.
Ann wants to go to the mall to meet her boyfriend Ben. Mr. Fantastic is worried and doesn’t want her to go to the mall, because the Russian Army might attack the mall. They already attacked New York City, and now they are trying to take over SK (where they live).
Mr. Fantastic sees the Army of Russians attacking their house with fans, so he conquers his fear and destroys the Russians. While Mr. Fantastic was fighting, Ann snuck out to the mall. When she’s there, all the Russian Army take her away and throw her into a dragon’s belly and it flies away!
Mr. Fantastic goes to find his daughter—he finds her! He kills the dragon and she gets out. She promises never to sneak out again and she and her dad escape the Russian army. But they don’t know about the bomb in her shoe….The End.
By Perlin M., 4th Grade, Little Village
That's Weird, Grandma
There was this girl named Nancy. She was married with Steven and her friend Lizy liked her husband and Alex and Mike liked Lizy but Lizy like Steven. Then Steven said that he had another brother named Felipe and Lizy said well let me see but Lizy said he was ugly then one day at night she went with Steven. And Steven said that he liked her too, so they started making out and then 2 years passed and Lizy had a baby but Nancy didn’t know about that. Then Alex and Mike told Nancy and she got mad but the they started fighting for Steven and nobody won so then they just said I am with Felipe and Alex got mad and Mike so Mike went with Nancy and they had 8 babies and they all got mad because of want the did so they said sorry to each other and To Be Continued.
By Adarius W, 4th Grade, Dewey
Arguments
That's Weird, Grandma
Celebration of Authors
COA 2007
I am a butcher and I love meat love me and the meat’s so good for people.
I’m a butcher and I love meat
Let me count the ways
One, meat is so good for people
Two, meat can be so juicy
Three, meat can be so meatish
Four, meat is so tender
Five, meat is good for you
Six, meat is a nice thing to eat
Seven, you can put it on a grill and you can put lots of juicy things on it
That’s why I love meat.
By Chan N., 4th Grade, Field School
True Stories
Poems
Songs
That's Weird, Grandma
My dad gave me some keys to get me in the house. And it made me proud of myself and I feel like a responsible person. I never lost my key cause I keep them in my room. And my keys are for the front door and the other key is for to get in the house. And that’s the end of my story.
By Adalberto V., Cleveland
Holidays
That's Weird, Grandma
One day I saw a lepercon and the lepercon said take my gold so I look in his eyes and I got his gold.
To be continued.
Part 2 the dumb lepercon
Then when I got his gold I said why are you giving me you gold he said I don’t need it so I took it to my house after a few month I saw the lepercon walking to my house.
to be continued…
Part 3 the dumb lepercon
So when I heard the door bell so the lepercon said I want my gold back and I said no so than he look in my eyes and I had to give him the gold.
The end.