Movie Star and Lady from the 1800’s

By Claire O. and Elise K., Gwendolyn Brooks
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma

JuJuBee-a movie star in 2003
Elizabeth Jennifer Leona Rachle Claris Smithen (Tess)
In JuJuBee’s Club, The JuJUBee Flaming Flamingo

T: Where am I?  And what are you wearing!  Are you in your undergarments?
J: Are you another of my loyal fans seeking my autograph?  Well you can’t have my autograph hours are over!  So scram!!!
T: My name is Elizabeth Jennifer Leona Rachel Clarisa Smithen.  Or Tess.
J: (sarcastically)  And I’m Queen Elizabeth!  (smirks)
T: (taken back)  You are?  You DEFINITELY don’t dress like her!
J: (snorts)  I was being sarcastic, old fashion lady.  Is it Halloween already?  (looks at cloths)
T: You mean “All allows Eve” and it is the 1800’s isn’t it?  Do you have a concussion, miss?
J: Oh, put a sock in it!  And hit the road!
T: Excuse me miss I think you need to improve your English!  What are socks do you mean stockings…of course I’d never ever put a st-
J: Oy!