Thesis:  Everybody’s Name Should Be Measha

By Measha P., Choir Academy
Arguments That's Weird, Grandma

Thesis: Everybody’s name should be Measha and look alike and think alike and act the same.
PRO:
R#1: So you won’t have to try to remember everybody’s name cause there all the same.
R#2: So you’ll only have to grade 1 paper cause they all think the same.
R#3: It’ll be easy for you to teach cause it’s like teaching only 1 student.
CON:
R#1: It’ll be a bad rep on the real Measha.
R#2: It’s no fun because you’ll get tired of playing with yourself.
R#3: Life would be boring because everybody’s the same.