The Crazy Pirate
By Trinity N., Dixon Elementary
That's Weird, Grandma
One day, there was a pirate who lived on land because he didn’t have a ship. He didn’t know anybody. So he was very sad and very lonely. So five hours passed and he said I’m going to make new friends. So he went to a dance class and it had a dance competition and he made a lot of friends by doing a dance nobody knew: the Nae Nae. He danced his butt off and won the competition. THE END.