THE TASTY END OF SHIRLEY “THE DIVA” BOBALINA

By Jake D., Jayla H., Myann W., Kayla L., Nick A., Cameron P., Lincolnwood School
That's Weird, Grandma

Setting: Train
Character: Shirley Bobalina

One day, Shirley Bobalina, a “Fancy Diva Pig” was on her way to a wedding and stepped in a mud puddle.  Her dress got dirty and she went bananas.  She went on the train to go to Lincolnwood Mall and get a new dress.  The shopkeeper turned her away and said “No pork products allowed….unless dead for my lunch.”  She felt devastated and started crying and had a temper tantrum.  She went to the garbage to pick herself up.  She put on mud for makeup, and the tears running down her snout made her look goth.  She put on a garbage bag for a dress.  She felt confident and gothy and got on the train to the wedding.  She arrived and the guests said she had to be the chef because the chef didn’t show. The bride and groom pushed Shirley into the oven, put an apple in her mouth and made the delicious wedding. And they all lived happily ever after…except Shirley. THE END.