The Museum

By Sarah S. , Farnsworth
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Stuff On My Head 2000

Once upon a time a diamond named Cindy, was sitting in her case thinking of a way to get out and go on her own tour.  Soon she has an idea.  She takes one of her high top shoes off and threw it at the glass case and it worked!  Cindy broke a hole just big enough to fit through.  Cindy is sixteen so she is pretty old.  On her way to the fossil aisle Cindy met a ruby, his name is David.  David was very nice to Cindy.  David was on his own tour of the museum too.  The walked till the day was over.  Just then Cindy says, “Let’s go to the haunted castle near by here”.  “Sure” says David.  As they enter the castle a devil greets them the devil leads them into a dark room with only one dim green light.  “Are you hungry for a midnight snack?”  “We are starved”, they answer.  “Would you like worm pie, cockroach cupcakes, or eyeball ice-cream?”  “We will take an um, um, um, we will take a eyeball ice-cream sundae please>”  “Comin’ right up.”  Cindy tried to take the eyeballs off but the eyeballs just appeared again.  So David decided to try just one.  Then Cindy tried one and that is the end…....OF CINDY AND DAVID.