Two old Mens That Know How to Do Karate

By Lawrence H, Chalmers
That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues Storefront 2002

Once upon a time there was two old mens.  Their name was Tim and Mike.  So one man was in a wheelchair and one man was standing up.  So they were practicing Karate.  Then the man that was standing asked the man that was sitting in a wheelchair do he want to play fighting.  So they played fighting and the man that was standing up beat the man that was in the wheelchair.  Then Mike asked Tim when he was born he said February 1st.  Then they start to argue because Mike wouldn’t tell him when was his birthday.  So they start to fight.  Then they said they is sorry.