Walgreens

By Michael F., 4th Grade, Comlumbia Explorer's Academy
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma

Setting: Walgreens Characters: Clerk, Shopper
C: (walking around the store) Do you need any help, maam?
S: (looking for stuff) where are your model cars and the lights that you put on the tires that blink on and off in the night?
C: In aisle 4 and the model cars are in aisle 600.
S: In aisle 600?  You have a bike or a car?
C: Yes we do.  First you have to take a bike 300 aisles and you get off and take the car 300 aisles down and take the car back to the clerk out.
S: OK but I get my model cars for free.
C: OK but you will have to walk back.
S: OK OK but I get $50.
So do I!

The end.