Where’s God When You Need Him

By Austin W., Choir Academy
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

Once upon a time there was a boy named Jimmy who wanted to play with the baseball team.  But the boys wouldn’t let him play.  So they took an extension chord and whacked him with it.  Then two angels came and took him to God.  So God gave the man energy to stand up to the boys and if that didn’t work he’d transform them into pocket watches.  So they let the boy on the team.