A Scary Mystery and a Bad Cat

Posted by Molly on August 17, 2014

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

Please join us for this week’s celebrity-studded “That’s Weird, Grandma”.  In this week’s new stories, Michael Jackson and a Bad Cat learn a lessons messing with something they shouldn’t. 

THE BAD CAT by Victoria K, Poe Classical School
There once was a cat.  The cat was a very bad cat.  The cat would knock lamps over and rip the curtains.  One day her owner caught her and put her out in the -5 degree weather.  The cat came back stiffer than a popsicle.  Her owner asked her if she had learned her lessson.  The cat’s lips were frozen shut so she coudn’t meow.  Once the cat was thawed out she meowed.  The owner gave her her favorite blanket and a hug.  She never did anything bad and became the world’s greatest cat and got everything she wanted.  Her owner said:  “Good behavior deserves a good treat.”  THE END.

THE SCARY MYSTERY by Tanaia L, Lorca Elementary
SETTING: Circus, Park, House
Characters:  Justin Beiber, Miley Cyrus, Michale Jackson, Janitor, Clown, Bloody Mary
Justin Beiber:  (taking a picture of a clown) Oh look at that funny clown! (He takes the clown to the boys bathroom then they move to the girls bathroom)
Miley Cyrus:  (walking in bathroom) Oh my god.  You are boys not girls.  (Calls the janitor)
Janitor (Hits them with mop, kicks them out)
Michael Jackson:  (Mad):  Oh I thought this was teh girls bathroom.  That girl tricked me! (Walks to boy’s room)
Michael:  (looks in mirror, turns off lights) BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY! (Bloody Mary comes out of mirror)
Bloody Mary:  I"m gonna get you! (scratches off Michael’s face)
(MJ comes out bathroom)
Janitor, Clown, Miley, Beiber:  What happened to you?!?
MJ:  Well, I’m going to make a short story into a long story.  (Scared) It feel 100% scary.  Well went in the boys bathroom, turned off all the lights, cause I had my flashlight I turned it on.  But I didn’t have it.  It thought it would be fun to say Bloody Mary 23 times.  So I said Bloody Mary three times and I started to hear creepy noises so I kept turning around the lights kept goin on and off and I kept seeing these people every time I turned around then Bloody Mary came out and said I"m going to get you! But then Bloody Marygot me and that was my story!
All:  Wow! I always wanted to try it but I don’t want to now what happened to you? No!
The end

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