Brand New Cast! Come enjoy Summer Grandma!

Posted by Molly on August 11, 2014

Tonights lineup includes these great Monkeys: Nicholas Hart, Brad Stevens, Nancy Casas, Linsey Falls, Katie Suib and Eunice Woods!

Here are the stories…

10,000 POUNDS by Brooke B, Poe Classical School
One day a girl was training for the Olympics with her coach. She was his best student. She could do mostly everything. But one day when her coach told her she had to lift 10, 000 pounds to continue her training she tried and tried buy she could not lift the 10,000 pounds. She knew she’d never continue to the next step in her training if she did not do it. Next she did a training montage dun dun dun. Then she went back to training and lifted it. She celebrated by getting lazy and eating and getting fat. The End.

Taco vs Squash by Jose P, Jared N, Jeremiah P, Matthew H, and Kymira S, Marquette
We believe that tacos are better than squash. Our first reason is that tacos have more delicious meaty flavor than squash. Our second reason is that tacos are crunchier than squash and eating crunchy things makes us feel good. Our third reason is that you can customize them, you can add vegetables, meat, whatever you want. Also, we think tacos would definitely beat squash in a fight or boxing match-the tacos are faster at punching. In conclusion, we believe that tacos are better than squash.

Football Chefs by: Rogelio T, Lorca Elementary School
Once there was chefs that loved two activities they worked as chefs then something happened they were late for a game they were in a rush they forgot to put there football uniform so the six men just put their helmets and rib protectors. Their names were Samuel and Yae and Devin and Jairo they all played with squash and got very messy and there grandma’s said you boy’s have to wash your own close because you are very messy bad boys. The End.

MY FAMILY by Rolexsea C, New Sullivan Elementary

Characters: baby sister, Jasmine
Brother, Maman
Setting: in my house
J: Hi Big Boy
M: Hi Jasmine
J: Hi Little Boy
M: Hi Little Girl
J: Hi Little Good Boy
M: Hi Little Bad Girl
J: Hi Little Scary Baby
M: Hi Little Fat Baby
J: Hi Little Fat Dog
M: Hi Little Scary Baby Dog
J: Hi Little Fat Hurtful

UNTITLED (Ears Broke) by Thilynne M, Learn Campbell Academy
On my 11th Birthday my Mom woke me and took me to the lady house to get my hair done. I got me some blue highlighter and purple. And then I went home and when I came in everybody sad Happy Birthday. They were so excited that that everybody’s ears broke. That didn’t feel so good, so they all went to the hospital When we got to they gave us ice cream and cake. The End.

STRONG RHINO by Denzel, Anton, Amarcion, Learn Campbell Academy
We believe everyone in the Windy City should have a pet rhinoceros named Pam. One reason is because they would keep us safe from robbers, snakes, and wrestling people, and stray dogs. Another reason is they are quiet and keep the peace and watch over us. Also you could ride your rhino and it could jump over traffic if you are stuck in traffic, and it could take you to school and it doesn’t need gas! Also our rhino is strong and could do heavy lifting and pushing heavy stuff and hard work. And our rhinos could be our friends and be real nice. That is why we believe everyone should have a pet rhino.

THE EVIL HOT DOG By: Israel P., Columbia Explorer’s Academy
In the beginning Jack goes to his store and starts to make hotdogs. Then he went out to get fresh air. In the middle someone else was inside the building he poisens a hot dog. When Jack comes back inside jack gets hungry so he got a hotdog the one that the other persen poisoned. Then he became an evil zombie. At the end he found a note on a hotdog it said “Ha ha! I bet you changed into a zombie already. You will be a zombie forever because you ate that hotdog. Ha! Ha! From: Unkown
Then Jack goes intot he sewer because he doesn’t want to hurt anyone and he hasn’t been heard of again. Nobody ever even found the persen who poisoned jack. The end

RTA by Ricardo B, Dewey School of Excellence, Composed by Curtis Williams
I still deserts, donuts, cookies and sardines hair styles and oysters. I like to steal deserts. I don’t like it when people eat sweet foods. It doesn’t deserve to be chewed that way. OK when someone keeps your game and tells you to destroy his friends and you will get them back. I live in a sewer filled with sweetness and a monkey as my butler. I don’t have a job I’m poor and broke.
DON’T EVER WALK BY A HOUSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FACE by Hailey P, Morton School of Excellence
Once upon a time me and my mom walked house to house. (Boom boom boom knock knock knock) I had a lot of candy then I went to this one particular house and it looked like a face. I was so scared because it said (ooooooooooooooohhhhhh) My mom said that’s just sound effects. She took me to it. We knock the hosue opened its eyes and swallowed us whole it burped like a hog. The end.

UNTITLED ARGUMENT (Summer better than Winter) by Jlyn (pronounced Jay-lin) T., Learn Campbell Academy (argument)
I believe summer is better than winter
My 1st reason is that in the summer time your car won’t freeze.
My 2nd reason is in the summer time you won’t get snow in your shoes.
My 3rd reason is in the summer time you won’t freeze.
My 4th reason is in the winter time if your family promises you something but it is too cold in winter.
My 5th reason is in the winter time you can look up when it’s snowing and you can get snow in your eyes.
In conclusion, I think summer is better than Winter
The End

ZOMBIES IN FIRE CARS by Angelo E, Loyola Park After School Program
There were cars with zombies in them. But they weren’t just any car. They were on fire. They rampaged the city. Their cars have a lot of fire power on them. They have killed over 100 people already! They can’t be stopped. They’re after me. NO! The End

PLANET DARTRUDA by Jacari R, Taniya J, Nakiya B., Willa Cather Academy
We see toilet paper like a teddy bear. And we see little people bothering a chicken egg. We see little bumble bees stinging people. It is hot like the desert and sometimes cold- freezing and so hot at the same time. It changes quickly like our world when it used to be sunny. The sun on this planet is polka dot and orange. The chicken egg is cracking and the chicken inside might die unless a bee stings the little people. The End.

THE GIRLWHO HAD A MONKEY Parianna B, New Sullivan
It was a woman named Sady that she love her monkey. She feed it bananas. She take the monkey everywhere she go she take it to work. She take it to the movies and give it popcorn. And she would let anyone touch it and did not like they say she is mean. She had long hair and she have lip gloss. And her monkey is black and white. It is a boy or girl and she was married and very pretty and I like her. I think she is so nice. And she live by herself with her monkey and she have a wife. I think her boyfriend named 50 Cent.

MY NAME IS JELLY by Dashae E., Chalmers School of Excellence
My name is Jelly. And everybody thinks I’m delicious so they started calling me the Delicious Jelly girl. And I love the color purple because it’s the color of jelly. And I have just one enemy and I can’t stand this person. Can anybody guess who it is. Anybody. And I have a lot of friends like peanut butter and ketchup, and mustard. The End.

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