That’s Weird Grandma:  PERSONIFICATION WEEK!!

Posted by Molly on September 16, 2013

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

This week in That’s Weird, Grandma, we have two stories that have something in common:

PERSONIFICATION: The attribution of a personal nature or human characteristics to something nonhuman, or the representation of an abstract quality in human form.

The new stories are…

The Magical Hat by Casey S., Little Village Academy
Once upon a time there was a dog who had a fancy hat with a tuxedo. That hat that he
bought was magical. That hat granted all wishes. His first wish was to have all the wishes he
wants. The second wish was to live in the city of Chicago. The third wish was to have 8
pieces of meat. Then the rest of his wishes were to get some more pieces of meat. Then
when it was his millionth time eating the pieces so every single time he eat 8 pieces of
meat he got fatter and fatter. One day he couldn’t stop eating that he couldn’t fit in his own
house. He was perfect for King Kong, Big foot or even Godzilla. His very last wish was to
have more wishes and to be just like when he bought that black hat. By the way when he
bought the hat he was skinny. The End.

...and…

Taco vs Squash by Jose P, Jared N, Jeremiah P, Matthew H, and Kymira Stock, 212, Marquette Academy
We believe that tacos are better than squash. Our first reason is that tacos have more delicious meaty flavor than squash. Our second reason is that tacos are crunchier than squash and eating crunchy things makes us feel good. Our third reason is that you can customize them, you can add vegetables, meat, whatever you want. Also, we think tacos would definitely beat squash in a fight or boxing match-the tacos are faster at punching. In conclusion, we believe that tacos are better than squash.

Come and enjoy food and clothing have thoughts and ideas in tonight’s enchanting episode of “That’s Weird, Grandma”.

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