By Celene Sancer, 4th Grade, Jordan
Dialogues
Other Venues
Storefront 2002
Bird: One day the girl bird woke up.
Bird: The bird had laid eggs.
Man: The man was poor. He had no money. So he decided to shoot a bird.
Bird: Went to look for food.
Man: The man saw the bird.
Man: Shot! The Bird went down.
Bird: You hurt me on my wing!
Man: Oh, I’m sorry I’m just hungry.
Bird: You know better than to shoot nature.
Man: I’m sorry.
Bird: Shut up.
Man: Make Me.
Bird: I hate you.
Man: Stop that!
Bird: Can you do something?
Man: Of course.
Bird: Take me with my eggs.
Man: OK
By Guillermo O., Davis Shields (now Columbia Explorers Academy)
That's Weird, Grandma
Gorillas Need to Read
By Guillermo Ortiz Davis-Sheilds
Pro:
1. Will get smart.
2. Read to little kids.
3. Help with homework.
Con:
1. They will tear the books apart.
2. Hit the kids
3. Will tear the homework.
By Victoria R., Jordan
That's Weird, Grandma
It is a clown in the circus his name is Joy and he is sad because he did not study his tricks and the makeup hurt his eye and he is crying. It sting and then get home. He got sick because he eat a lot. His mother made him some soup and he fell asleep and woke up feeling better and he went back to the circus did tricks his tricks was very fun to the people at the end they did a dance.
By Stephen S., Davis Shields (now Columbia Explorers Academy)
That's Weird, Grandma
One day four men joined the Olympics. They compete in canoe races. The men secretly cheat every single race and nobody knew about it. They would make holes in other people’s canoes. Every single trophy became theirs. One day some invisible angels threatened them so they wouldn’t cheat. The next day they didn’t cheat and they lost the race. A sea monster came out of the water and sucked them up, his compliment, “Mmmmmm Tasty!”
By Vanda C., Cleveland
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a big smelly garlic. He had no friends because he smelled. Once he walked around the town of vegetable town people went to their houses and pinch their noses. He was a sad sad garlic. He had no friends. One day he was walking to the pond because the pond was his thinking place. He was sitting down throwing rocks until this shadowy figure pushed garlic into the pond. He was struggling and making gurgling noise. The wind lifted garlic onto the land. The one thing that surprised garlic was that he didn’t smell so bad anymore. So he went back to vegetable town and hug everyone. He told them, “I don’t smell anymore.”
By Alicia B., 4th Grade, Dewey School
Dialogues
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there were three old men on a cruise. “I’m glad to get away from my wife” said Sherman, “She’s taken my teeth every day this week.”
“Man you just think you’ve got it bad! My granddaughters have be giving me the blues!” said Rosam.
“Well, I have it good no granddaughters or any wives.”
By Jaiquan H., 3rd Grade, Henderson
Songs
Podcasts
That's Weird, Grandma
Celebration of Authors
COA 2007
Some Time you might get Body Slammed and you might Challenge him again and you might win This Time and you might challenge SomeBody and you might win The Belt and you will Be The Word Champion and you might go to another City and vs. another challenge.
Listen to the podcast episode adapted from this story!
By Diamond L., 4th Grade, Stockton
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time me and my BFF Jazmiir were doing a science project on how to make a robot. We built it and it was a made robot. It cleaned. We did it in Spanish class. So we worked for 1 year to see if we could make the best robot. When we got to 7th period we just colored it blue so it could look fabulous. It did look fab-u-lus!! So Mrs. Erlene our Spanish teacher gave us A+ A+ A+. So we won and got it published but they were 7,000,000,000, dollars. No one can afford it.
By Ruby, Brayan, Herber, Erick, Kishaly, Esma, Stephani, 4th Grade, Avondale
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there was a magician. He was evil when it came to magic. He had a dog who protects him. He had an enemy that was good. The Bad Magician’s dog could talk. The Bad Magician would kill people. He killed a girl. Then, the Good Magician brought the girl back to life with his powers. The way the evil magician killed her was with a cup of poison. The Good Magician came out of the fireplace and rescued her. Then, the bad magician used a crystal to become more powerful. The Bad Magician’s Dog killed the Good Magician’s Cat. The Good Magician got mad and took away the powers of the Bad Magician, so he couldn’t do evil anymore. The Bad Magician went to sleep for one minute, but the Good Magician thought he was dead.
By Emma, Loyola Park After School Program
True Stories
That's Weird, Grandma
Last year at my school on kids day (wich is usally the worst day of my life.) I was hot and every game I playing I didn’t get a prize except for a lame necklace I got Just because I played a game. Then I went to the piñata it was our turn to hit the piñata I knew something bad was going to happen like the year before when me and a girl in my class were looking for our teacher every where in the school and it turned out she was outside the whole time and we missed the piñata and didn’t get any candy except for the left overs that people didn’t like (wich I didnn’t like either.) so I knew something bad was going to happen and I was right! It started out when we all lined up (behind the line so we wouldn’t get hurt) and I was in the middle so I knew someone was gonna hit it and break it before I would even get a chance and so a kid named Jack in my class hit it nothing happened then this really chubby, short, strong tomboy in my class got up there and the stick was really long and before I knew it she hit the stick to the piñatas, the stick broke in half and come flying and hit me in the head!
My teacher caught me just before I hit the ground and rushed me into the office we kept on trying to call my mom but we could not reach her so they almost had to take me to the ambulyence but we finnaly she ansered her phone and came to pick me up and that night I went to the Hospital to get it glued together.
