Category: Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving-themed stories.

Big Riders

By Marvell L., Chalmers School
That's Weird, Grandma

He (Rocky) have five friends that name was Mike, Steve, Dan, and, Brian, Jack.  Rocky was rich and he brought the biggest truck in the world.  Him, and his friends painted his truck blue and they went to Rocky house and saw gold medals for boxing.  They ate Italian beef for lunch.  Now they have girlfriends because of Rocky.

A Scary Fun Pet

By Brittany K., 4th Grade, Wright Elementary
True Stories Songs That's Weird, Grandma

On one sunny day a girl named Susie.  She was jumping on the trampoline. (Bounce! Bounce!)  Then she heard the phone ring. (ring. ring! ring. ring!)  I heard my mom sooooooo excited.  Then I heard, “She will be so excited and I bet she will like it.”  Hmmmmm.  Who was she talking?  I went inside the house to ask who she was talking to.  “Mom” I said, “who were you talking to?”  “Oh!  It was your uncle Jimmy on the phone.  He has a surprise for you.” said my mom.  Then I went back outside.  I wonder what the surprise is.  What could it be?  I can’t wait any longer!  Is he coming out there or are we going there?  Let me go ask.  “Mom,” I said, “is he coming here?”  “I can’t tell you that” said mom, “It’s a surprise.”  “WHAT!!!” I said.  “I’ll be outside.”  Why can’t she just tell me!?  Why, why, why!?  Later on, I was on the swing and then I heard (Ding Dong!)  Who could that be?  I hurried inside the house.  “Hey, hey, hey!”  Uncle Jimmy is in the house!”  I couldn’t believe it!  It was my uncle Jimmy!  “Sooooooooo,”  I started to say, “Mom said you have a surprise for me.”  “Your mom can’t keep secrets that much.” said uncle Jimmy.  “Hey, wait a minute,” said mom, “I kept a secret for you when you wet your bed when you were 9!!”  “Now lets don’t start in front of the kid.” Said uncle Jimmy.  I started to giggle a little bit.  Then uncle Jimmy looked at me.  So did my mom.  “Sorry,” I said.  Then I heard a weird sound.  “Uncle Jimmy, what is that noise?” I said.  “Oh, I almost forgot!” my uncle said.  He ran to the car and got something in a box.  He open the box and he said, “It’s called a snakeadile.”  “A snakeadile!  Wow!  I never heard that before.” I said.  It had a color like a Iguana!  My uncle asked me, “Do you want to hold it?”  “Sure.” I said.  It felt rubbery.  So me and my pet went outside.  We raced and we went on the trampoline.  I love my pet!

A Mean Girl Named Kate

By Malik L., Dewey School
That's Weird, Grandma

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Kate. She said, helow Malik and I said hi Kate. She said I don’t want to be your friend anymore. So I said “Why” so she said because you’re a “Chicken.” So I went to get my chicken mask. And said Cluck, cluck and Bak, Bak chicky chicky.

The end

Continued…

Kate laughed and then she asked if I wanted to go to the park. She gave me a raspberry. I took it and ate it. “Why did you eat my raspberry punk?” and I said I’m not a punk I’m a chicken.

The end.

A Horrible Couple

By Arif L., Washington Irving School
That's Weird, Grandma

Once there were two bad couples.  One day they went to the beach together.  Then a men started to take pictures.  Then the monster hitted the camera men far away.  They lived horriblie ever after.
Then after they got married even though nobody came to there wedding.  Everybody hated them.  They was the worst neighbors ever.  One day the whole town was so angry that they runned them out of town.  So they moved to Montana and everyone hated them too.

A Girl Who Loves to Dream

By Chrissy M., Garfield Park After School Program
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

Once upon a time there was a girl name Monique Lee who live on a farm with lots of animals like cows, sheep, and horses. And one day she decided to take a nap and she dream about lots of good things like trees and butterflies and while she was taking her nap all kind of things happen like the plants begin to die and stuff. So when she finally woke up she was on a deserted Island with all kinds of creatures and bad things and bad stuff was happening like she begin to get smaller and stuff like that and she finally woke up and found out it was all a dream.
The End

Untitled (Chicken Song)

By Dakotah B., 4th Grade, Richard Henry Lee School
Songs That's Weird, Grandma

One day a person had to go to the bathroom. He drove to this building when he went inside he had his back faced the door so he did not see the room filled with chicken. So someone that worked there opened the door and he got out and went to the bathroom.went back to the door but it was locked. The door can only open from the other side of with a key. He got hungry. So he took some of the chickens eggs and ate them. He was bored so he thought he would count the chickens. It was hard for one there were too many and for two the chickens would not stop moving. He fell asleep when he was sleeping

When I Went to Church With Grandma

By Joshua F., Brenneman School
True Stories That's Weird, Grandma

One day I went to church.  My grandma took some tuna.
She ate it in the cab.  I said it doesn’t smell so
good.  My grandma said your very funny.  I said no I’m
not.  I said you is very old and you smell so good.
She said you doesn’t smell good.  I said you is very
very nice.  I said I have to throw up.  She said stop
playing so much.  I said whatever.  BE HAPPY!! THE END

What is your Life?

By Kayla C, West Pullman Park Words at Play Program
Poems That's Weird, Grandma

What is your life? What is your style?
What is your name? What is your favorite color?
What is your house? What is your home?
What are you? Who are you? Where do you come from?
What is your life?