Category: TOTL 2005

Stories that appeared in the 2005 Theater On The Lake show.

UNTITLED

By Julius B., Paderewski Elementary
Arguments

I am a Dog

And I believe

And I believe I should be feed.

If you do not feed me I will be Hunger.

If you do not feed me I will eat your leg.

I will pupu on you.

Thank you feed me.

The End

UNTITLED

By Bryan B. , Lorca Elementary
Holidays Halloween

On Halloween, I’m gonna dress up as a zombie and I am gonna become a real zombie and shave their livers, squeeze the jelly from their eyes.  Actually it’s quite good on toast and cut their feet, squeeze their blood and drink it.  My name is so long.  My name is Frankenino Jasonino Zombieogrecutter.  And eat their brains too.  Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmyyyyy.  The End.

How to Go to School in a Fast/Safe Way

By Maggie, Mira, Branden, Sydney, and Javon, Lincolnwood Elementary School

Dear The Bosses,
We believe… work should let parents drive and pick up kids to schools. Rocket cars could make the drop off fasters. It is safer when parents drop kids off. Parents know where to go. Your parents get worried when they aren’t the ones. We need our parents! The End.

ZOMBIES DAY

By Kevin R, Avondale-Logandale

CHARACTERS: ZOMBIES, ABE lINCOLN, GEORGE WASHINGTON                   SETTING: PENTAGON
A: The Pentagon has been invaded by zombies. OH NO!
G: Let’s get armed for battle.
Z: (Screaming, breaking glass, great action!)
A: We have to the roof. For the helicopter. (Worried)
Z: (dark voice) Fetch me their souls!
Z: (dogs barking)
A: I have killed the dogs and more zombies came too, George.
G: We are surrounded.
To be continued.

TELLING ALIEN JENNIFER ABOUT VALENTINES

By Ashanti, Willa Cather Super 7 Girls

Dear Alien Jennifer happy valentines day you have to go people valentine’s cards like hey BFF what is you cooking for valentine’s day and you have to give hearts and valentine chocolate candy for valentine day.  The End

The Evil Time Cracker

By Ashanti C, Dixon Elementary

Once upon a time there was an evil scientist and the scientist name was George he was the worst scientist in the whole world.  But the only one to crack time travel in 1732 he was the only one to crack it.  But he didn’t say anything at all he just used it for his self.  But when he died he left a code to find where he hidden it but no one ever found it.  The End.

WING ATTACK!

By Kayla T , Dixon Elementary

One day me and my mom went to Chicken and Waffles.  Then my chicken grew legs! They grew people’s sizes, and smacked everyone who was eating chicken.  Then they let in Momma Chicken.  Then I jumped up, grabbed my fork and did what I was born to do.  I use it as a sword.  Then I passed out.  Then I rised from the grease.  And then I went back over to the table and said “We should go to Mcdonald’s” Then I said “Come on peoples, let’s blow this joint.”  Then I dared myself to eat my burger with 5 bottles of hot sauce and then my hair and eye lashes turned in to flames and I ran in the bathroom and splashed water on myself and went home.  The End.

STOP KILLING SPIDERS

By Terrance W, Dixon Elementary

I believe people should stop killing spiders.  My first reason is that the spiders eat harmful bugs.  My second reason is we will have some more crops.  My last reason is you can keep people from breaking into your house.  In conclusion I believe if people should stop killing spiders the world will have more food, and less break ins if people stop killing spiders.  The end.

THE WORLD’S BEST SONG ...

By Nivea S, Loyola Park After-school Program

...IN THE UNIVERSE OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM THAT PEOPLE WILL EVER HEAR

Hey you, yeah you I’ve got something to tell you!

I saw you over there looking at me, trying to see what you can hear, come here let me tell you something……….yeah

Don’t try to sneak your little ear over here, to try to see what you can hear but its ok cause I finally caught you, don’t try to cry boo hoo cause I finally caught you

SABRINA STAR

By Annika L, Teaching Lab Collaborations After-school Program

Hello I’m Sabrina Star. My job is a spy. I live in a big apartment in New York. I live with my dog, Secret. In my apartment I have 3 bedrooms, 2 kitchens, 3 bathrooms, 2 living rooms, and one secret passage (but I can’t tell you where that is). In my spare time I work on my disguises, cook, and knit. My favorite thing to cook are brownies, cupcakes, and apple pie. Every day I wake up and get changed into one of my disguises. Have breakfast, usually waffles. I have a big sweet tooth. Then I take the secret passage down to my job.  1 story I have from my childhood is I have a big dog who loved animals like bunnys and our neighbor had a bunny and because it was the old days…  Well I am very interested in inventing so one of my interesting hobbies is I love to invent things. One of my favorite inventions is because I’m a spy I think it’s my lie detector with a built in candy dispenser.  The End