Stories that appeared in the 2005 Theater On The Lake show.
By Zeondre S., 4th Grade, Dewey
That's Weird, Grandma
My name is Zeondre.
Bingo is my favorite game.
Because when you get done you can call Bingo. You will receive a prize and the prize will be chips and juice.
The End.
By Calvon B. , Tuley Park Words @ Play Program
Poems
That's Weird, Grandma
I’m so good on my birthday I might get an Xbox 360.
I’m sad.
I’m glad.
I’m mad.
I’m bad.
I’m sorry.
I’m small.
I’m tall.
I’m shrug.
I’m long.
I’m Calvon.
I’m Romare.
I’m my dad.
I’m a boy.
I’m markers.
By Alexis S., 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
That's Weird, Grandma
Once upon a time there lived a bunny named Daisy. Daisy loved to fight bears. So Daisy’s friend Jimmy hated to fight. So one day Daisy saw Jimmy and Daisy said you want to fight. Jimmy said no I don’t cause I am bigger than you. Daisy said it does not matter who is bigger. It does not mean I could not win just because I am small. So then Jimmy and Daisy did fight. And Daisy did win so then Jimmy said I am not your friend no more. Daisy said why just because I won. Jimmy said yeah that’s why. Daisy said come on Jimmy we could fight again.
By Alan B. , 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
That's Weird, Grandma
I remember one time my mom said “NO ICE CREAM!” and it was a ripoff. But my sister didn’t care. So she took out the bucket of ice cream and made a ice cream sundae. I felt awkward because she always listens to the rules but she didn’t. So then I made one myself. Then I forgot to get the whip cream so I went to the refrigerator and got it. But my sister already finished hers and wanted another one. So she ate mine. Then my mom saw her eat ice cream. So. …she was grounded. She tried to blame it all on me. But it didn’t work. So every time I want to get ice cream she always goes first. And like I said, “rrrriippoooffff.” The End
By Rosemely V., 4th Grade, Columbia Explorers Academy
Dialogues
That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Orlando B, Supertop Model
Setting: Orlando Florida
Orlando Bloom: Wow pretty ladys. (Sat down)
Supertop Model: Do you like my miny skirt (Showed of)
Orlando: Will you marry me?
Model: yes
Orlando & Model had 100 babys.
Baby 1-100: Whaa!!!
Elizabeth had too change 100 diapers every day
I mean 200 diapers
By Jose H., 4th Grade, Little Village
Dialogues
That's Weird, Grandma
Characters: Layla secret spy, Will talking dog
Setting: Ocean
L: We need to get to the ocean to get the diamond that you told me about. (serious)
W: Okay! But I kinda do not know how to swim. (little nervous)
L: Now at least we’re at the ocean.
W: But how are we I mean you gonna get underwater?
L: I know we can rent a boat. And you are not going with me.
W: What! I don’t know how to swim okay. (serious)
L: But you better tie me to the Boat for I cannot drown.
W: I tide you now dive, dive, dive.
L: Will I found the treasure chest. It is a a a a stuffed dog.
W: I am going to pull you up. Okay. (worried)
L: You lied, you lied it was just a stuffed dog.
W: Ooops! (sad)
By Emmitt B., Berger Park Words@Play Program
Poems
Podcasts
Lemons our Tea
I buy a box
I feel great inside
Lemons I see flying over flowers
Celestial is perfect in the body
Lemons are perfect for us
They sing over the flowers
The Ocean yells over there tea.
Lemons our
Love.
Listen to the podcast episode adapted from this story!
By Sylvia W., 4th Grade, Chalmers
That's Weird, Grandma
Once there were two friends they were the sadest people in Louisville Elementary School there name were Mark and Jake they said “How come other kid get what they want!” And they dreamed of sky diving one day out of the biggest plane in the world. and when they were 14 they got only 2 dollars to go to the store. Mark said “that’s not fare because we got only 2 dollars.” They let 18 years pass By then they reach 20! they made the most money any rich person could ever had. they looked at each other and said a promise to each other they said “we will always be friends.” They bought a plane and a pilot. The strapped themselves on a parachute and they flew down quickly. And the let out the parachute and they landed in an icy river. And they said “we will live forever and they lived forever they did the most fun things they could ever do. And they bought a lot of clothes from the mall on North riverside they bought a million shoes. They lived happily ever after.
By Destiny C., 4th Grade, Chalmers
True Stories
Superheroes
That's Weird, Grandma
My Super hero is my Mom. her powers are too take care of me and her 2 other kids. what happen was she took care of me as I grew up. It’s my point of view because I’m telling people who is my hero and superhero because she’s a nice mom who do things for me like put clothes on my back, and she’s a person who have strong powers by doing stuff like getting me up in the morning, taking me to fun place, and most of all trying to help me get an education.
By Emilio, Loyola Park
Here lies everyone’s favorite person Tikitikitembo Nosarembo Charlie Bary Ruche Pit Pary Tembo. Died at age 5 infinity years old and still young. Killed from somebody you’ll never think would kill him was himself he was a jolly good fella oh he was a jolly good fella and still was young whaa waa waa. Everyone was sad. Kangzilla, Professor Wiggem, Professor Wiggem’s wife with her feet crying. Wait, that’s sweat urgh shalabala ding done. The giant elephant, the senator, and one crying most of all Emilio. So next time you think of a good man think of him when he was young. His favorite was the Dr. Phil speech records and Oprah Winfrey show tapes. How do I know? I’m his father.