Category: TOTL 2005

Stories that appeared in the 2005 Theater On The Lake show.

Kind of Submarine

By Mia T., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan Elementary
Podcasts

I kind of think of something. I think of something, what is blue

What you think of? I think of art.

What everybody think of? NOTHING ELSE.

The Submarine came into school then a man came out he said,

“who wants to get in a sub marine?”

And they said “Nobody, because we should learn and or moms don’t want
us in trouble” because the police said that “leave them alone and let
them learn”.

The Escape

By Sara Y., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan
That's Weird, Grandma

There were a guy named Robert and he wanted to go to the museum. When he was little he was curious to go to the museum. But he never went so he was sad. Because his mom would not let him go. So all those years he did not go to the museum. So when he grow up and finally he went to the museum. He was excited

Man in Jam

By Herminio T., 3rd Grade, Gale School
That's Weird, Grandma

There once was a man who lived in jam.  Everyday he ate jelly that filled up his belly.  He was a happy man.  Everyday he will ate jam and bread.  The smarts went to his head.  The he created a robot it was small a small-bot. he said aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this is going to take an hour) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I Believe que Todos los Dias cae Nieve

By Hernan G., Columbia Explorers Academy
Arguments Spanish That's Weird, Grandma

I believe que todos los dias cae nieve.
My first reason is me gusta la nieve.
My second reason is porque puedo jugar con mis primos.
My third (last) reason is nos aventimos nieve.

 

English translation:

I believe it should snow every day.
My first reason is I like the snow.
My second reason is because I can play with my cousins
My third (last) reason is we throw snow.

The Pants and the Underwear

By Yassmine W., 3rd Grade, New Sullivan Elementary
Dialogues Songs Podcasts

Pants: I’m going out to eat

Under: (he’s sad cause he can’t go) don’t leave me

Pants: do you want to go to swallow food down your pants to

Under: (she thout over) maybe I don’t want to go

Pants: Well I’ll stay to eat with you

Under: That’s so nice don’t miss your day eating by staying home

Pants: I love you bad

The Freakey People and the Baby

By Shunta C., 4th Grade, Kohn
That's Weird, Grandma

Once upon a time there was these Freakey People living on a inland and this Family went on that inland and they left when they saw the Freakey People but they had left there baby and the Freakey Peoples’ mother got the baby and start raising it and mad it become one of them and when he turn five and they told he to be one of them. and the People never saw there baby again and the baby and the Freakey People live happily ever after. After that day it was a very special holiday call dance day and all of them started to dance. live Happily ever after again.

Expensive Things

By Anyssa H., 4th Grade, New Sullivan
That's Weird, Grandma

I believe all expensive things should be dropped down to three dollars!
1.) so that parents can afford it.
2.) when kids break them their parents can replace it.
3.) everyone should be happy with what they have.

W-I-A-R-D

By Lucy N. and Hanna P., Loyola Park
Dialogues That's Weird, Grandma

Narrator: It was a normal day so far.  3 friends named Lily, Monkey,
M: What?
N: (her real name’s Emily) and Anna.  They were walking to school then suddenly…
M: Look I found a note on the ground.  Naah let’s leave it nooooo actually let’s pick it up and look.
A: That’s so cool!  There might be something awesome inside of it (excited!)
L: There might be something bad in it.
M: Who care I want to see what’s inside!!
L: okay then you’ll be sorry!!
M,A: No we won’t. (attitude) Let’s open it.
N: The girls opened it very carefully.  Monkey read it out loud.
M: It say (what is on the note) Wait what does that say
L: It say Jogococo
A,M: he does not have very good cursive
L: How do you know that a boy wrote it?
AM: Because boys don’t have good handwriting.
L: LOL
L, A,M: Let’s go.
To be continued.

Refrigerator

By LaDonna M., West Pullman Park Words@Play Program
Poems Podcasts

You keep my food cold and crisp all the time
You are good at making cold ice water every time
I can always depend on you to stay on even when I’m not home
I enjoy the fact that you beep when the door is open and is silent when closed
Some people think that you’r a bump on the wall but I think you are
the best of all
You work on low energy and that’s the best of all to save the earth
and that’s not all
You hold my notices and reminders to my mom
You make me work when I always think I am done

Listen to the podcast episode adapted from this story!