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Chitterlings

By Samuel 'Mandark' B., 5th Grade, Harold Washington Elementary
Arguments Songs Monkeys Come Alive Podcasts That's Weird, Grandma Other Venues TOTL 2005

I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they’re yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can’t eat pork, except for pepperoni.

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