Radio Show (Red Riding Rag)

By Narita S., 8th Grade, Loyola Park After School Program
Dialogues Celebration of Authors COA 2008

Characters: Red Riding Rag
        Wolf Wallace

R: ‘Tis so beautiful a morning.  I shalt taketh a walk in the woods eth.

SFX: footsteps

R: Goodbyest mother.  I shalt taketh a walketh in woods eth.

M: Good byest!  Be safe.

SFX: Birds twittering, a door closing.  Crunchy steps.

R: Oh Flower-ests the wind doth so blow so steadily.  Oh! Flowers!

W: Hello Young ‘un.

R: Hello good sir who art thou.

W: Who art thou?

R: I am-est Red Riding Rag.

W: Hood?

R: NO RAG.  Oh sir, I should go good bye.

W: but,

SFX: Quick crunch steps.

R: Oh!  Grandmother’s comfortable cottage.

SFX: crunch steps, knock knock.

Voice: (distant) Come in

SFX: creak of door.

R: Grandmother I have come

V:  Oh dear, come closer

R: I must be out here are flowers.

SFX: soft thud, close door, quick crunch

R: That was close but I—Aah!

W: Red Riding Hood?

R: NO RAG and who art thou?!

W: Wallace Wolf! I have come to eat you Red Riding hood.

R: But that’s not me-eth.

W: I don’t believe you!  You must have changed it!

R: No here’s my birth certificate-eth and I.D.eth.

W: There is no such thing.  You are in the 1700’s.

R: Oh, so sorryieth.

W: I’m hungry.

SFX: growling tummy.

R: I’ll call dominoes on myest cell.  It’s T-mobile you know-eth?

W:  There’s no such thing!  You’re in the 1700’s!

R: Oh, well then I’ve got to go-eth. 

W: Wait!
R: I am sorrest I have to watch my favorite tv showeth “on the telly” goodbye!

W:
Oh give it up Wallace.