The Case of the Hot Groom

By Nana, Loyola Park AFter School Program
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Once there was a hot groom named Michael Robinson.  The hot part does not mean he looked good it means if you kiss or hugged him you will burn.  One day the lady he was dating proposed to him. He accepted it so when they got married the minister said you may kiss the bride then the lady’s whole entire front side was burned.  The detective figured out he was a hot groom.  Case Closed.