No Limits!

Posted by Jason on November 23, 2014

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update Touring Performances

Hello, Monkey Fan!  Tomorrow (Mon. 11/24) is Show #5 of “Chicago’s Weird, Grandma”!  As Thanksgiving approaches, it’s important to remember to push past any limitations you may feel on you, whether self-imposed or from societal norms.  Sure, that means to do more good and help out others less fortunate and eat that extra plate of cranberry turkey stuffing ‘taters.  But also:

1) Don’t think that you can’t have a pool party simply because you’ve spent all day baking.

Grown Up Party Age up to 22, by Daviaynna H., New Sullivan Elementary

Once upon a time, Ms. Harrington was cooking dinner in her mansion.  Her maid was cooking fried food.  Ms. Harrington was in one kitchen.  Her maid, Elizabeth, was in the other.  They kept running back and forth to get different ingredients.  Ms. Harrington was making a cake and Elizabeth was making fried chicken.  Ms. Harrington finished her cake first because Elizabeth kept having to let guest in for the party.  “Sit here.  Sit there.  Put this party stuff up.”  Elizabeth finished her chicken by putting BBQ on it, and brought out the cake.  Ms. Harrington came out in a swim suit and said “Welcome to the Swimming Pool Party.”  The guest put on their swimming suits.  Everybody kept dancing, having pop, and blasted the music.  It was a huge party over 1,000 people came.  They ate all the food.  Jessica brought 13 kids to the party and Ms. Harrington said, “Put the kids in the playroom!  I don’t want to hear them screaming.  The kids got taken to the playroom and the party went back to being great.  The End

2) Don’t think that since you’re a girl you can’t find true love with a bear.

Love is Enough For a Bear, by Ameera A., Johnson School of Excellence

One day it was this girl who wanted to marry a bear and every night she says “love is enough for a bear”.  The next day a bear buzzed her doorbell.  She let him in and he said you remember me she said yeah I do and then they hanged for a few days in the bear decided to get married.  She said yes so they got married and lived happily ever after.  They both had met at the forest it use to be her job and they both was great friends back then but now she really want a great relationship now she’s so happy she founed her bear she was excited to have a great family now sean she letted him escape so they both had good family.  PS They had kids.  The End.

Special guest company this week: The Hypocrites!  Tell Ambar “Put this party stuff up” at the box office for discounted tickets.