Mansions, Fire, and You

Posted by Lacy on November 21, 2009

That's Weird Grandma School Shows After School Program

As Thanksgiving approaches, I look forward to the sights and sounds of the holiday season, including cheaply made electric lights, dried brush and trees, and unattended candles, all warming my 900-square-foot condo.

Speaking of mansions, perhaps this is a good time to take a look at instances of devastating housefires in both That’s Weird, Grandma and the very exciting Loyola Park After School Program show, BOTH happening Monday.

In Grandma, we have “The King and The Queen,” in which Miranda, the young queen, has a bad morning, after which she “went outside, put the mansion on fire, and left the mansion burning to flames.”
Well. Heavens.
In an untitled opus by Jaerell, making its debut at the Loyola Park show, the lead character Kenny arrives home after winning a cruise around the world, to find his luck has come to an abrupt end: “when the cruise was over, Kenny called a taxi driver but when he got into the taxi Kenny asked the address the taxi driver said the mansion was burned by people just by accident.”

People, people.
We MUST STOP BURNING our MANSIONS!

Sadly, neither character recovers from the disaster or resulting homelessness (second lesson: MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE SPARE BEDROOMS)  (OR AT LEAST A FUTON).  The narrator from The King and The Queen informs us that Miranda “was on the street looking for money so since she didn’t have food so she died,” while over at Loyola Park, “Kenny was shocked he became homeless by the next 100 days Kenny died of heart attack Kenny was 63 years old. Fin.”

Sixty-three. So young. And Miranda was only 25. Cry, cry, monkeys. Cry.

So, what have we learned?
Fire leads to starvation and cardiac arrest.
Kenny’s story has a surprisingly artistic/european end. Or maybe Jaerell was suddenly thinking about sharks?

Food for thought this Thanksgiving, friends.  I’ll mull it over while I decorate a fire extinguisher and arrange garlands attractively around our newly installed sprinkler system.

My great return to Columbia Explorers

Posted by Bradford on November 19, 2009

After missing two weeks battling the dreaded flu bug, it felt so nice returning to Columbia Explorers; I missed the kids so much. And of course, there was no better way to show my gratitude, than sitting on one of the kids desk and breaking it. I tried to ‘play it off ’ as one would say, but of course EVERYBODY noticed, especially Desiree. Jason and I made a few brave attempts to repair said desk, but finally threw our hands in the air and told Ms. Juarez that it was totally hopeless. Lesson learned my friends? Dialogue day with the kids at Columbia Explorers = great fun. A 6’4”, 200 pound monkey teacher sitting on one of his student’s desk= not so much!! Never the less, fun times were had by all. Happy Thanksgiving!!! Yes!!!

Chase-ing the Votes!

Posted by Amanda Farrar on November 19, 2009

You want to give BOM $25,000 to help us do our important work but don’t have the cash on hand?  It is possible!  Are you on Facebook?  If so, you may have noticed the barrage from nonprofit organizations in the last week to get your votes for their organization through Chase Community Giving.  We have been one of those organizations!  This is because Chase has decided to go to the public to decide who should get their very-much-needed-and-in-demand charitable donations which will total $5 mil.  Therefore, they have gone to the premiere social networking site (sorry, Myspace and Friendster!), Facebook, to collect these votes.  Each person gets 20 votes, but can only vote for a single nonprofit once (Not at all like what we’ve become accustomed to from reality television shows!). 

As of 3:05pm on Thursday, November 19, 2009, we have 60 votes!  This is pretty incredible, but I’m sure it is going to take more than that to get to the $25,000+ that Chase is offering to 106 different charities. 

In order to take part in the voting, become a fan of Chase Community Giving, then search for your favorite charities (hopefully us first!), and get to voting.  Don’t forget to post your votes to your profile to encourage all your friends to take part as well! 

That’s Weird, Grandma - November 16, 2009

Posted by Luke on November 15, 2009

That's Weird Grandma

Boom!

There are some new and beautiful pieces going into the show this week.

First we have “Big Things” describing many, well, big things. E.g. “Your imagination is big because you can think of many great ideas.”
Also, the poem is staged in a really awesome way with stellar prop design by our own Dixie Uffelman.

The second piece going into the show also features Ms. Uffelman and Ms. Elizabeth Levy.
Rather than try to put into words the intricacies of “Untitled (Setting:Library)”, let’s just show you a picture:

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Come to the Neo-Futurarium on Monday night at 8pm to see these beauties! (and many more).

Buy tickets here!
Full running order (with updated links!) belooooooow.

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Avondale Rehearsal Part 2

Posted by Tom on November 14, 2009

Let’s continue with the Avondale School Show Rehearsals! 

Rehearsal #4 (Tuesday Nov. 10) - Jason stopped by to teach us the new Closing song.  Since Jason wasn’t in the Avondale Show, he came to teach Alan how to play it.  Me and some other Monkeys from the previous school show had a leg up since we knew the words and the choreography.  With a cast of 12 singing, it sounded melodious! 

Rehearsal #5 (Wednesday Nov. 11) - We started introducing props to the show.  Maggie, the esteemed Company Manager, brought in quite a few props for us to play with.  Also the handiwork of some of the Monkeys are extraordinary - Brandon made a grill, Mary Winn designed gloves with silver streamers that signified water, and Philip made a fish menu.  Such creative talent astounds me!

Rehearsal #6 (Thursday Nov. 12) - Last rehearsal!  At the top we went over some of the bigger, “complicated” sketches, then we ran the show.  Although we could’ve been more on with the introductions, the run went well.  At the end Luke gave notes, handed out directions to where to meet for breakfast and where the school was located.

Up next: How the Avondale School Show went!