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FINAL MONDAY NIGHT SHOW UNTIL MARCH 3! Batman and Chitterlings!

Posted by Molly on January 12, 2014

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

January 26, our Sunday Matinee Series begins…

BUT! You have one more Monday night to see “That’s Weird, Grandma” until March 3.

Come on out to see these two classic Barrel of Monkeys Musical Gems!

CHITTERLINGS by Samuel ‘Mandark’ B., 5th Grade, Harold Washington Elementary
(Song composed by Curtis Williams)
I believe nobody should not eat chitterlings.
1st because, they’re yucky pig intestines.
2nd because, it is where the poop goes.
3rd because, they eat mud.
4th because, they are pork and I can’t eat pork, except for pepperoni.

NOT SO MUCH PRESSURE by Lazaireus P, 5th Grade, Morton Elementary School
(Song composed by Nicholas Hart)
I am Batman and I believe that I shouldn’t save the world every day. One reason why I think I shouldn’t have to save the world every day is because I is saving the world every day and he has a life and it should not just be about saving people because he could probably die just like other humans could. One more reason is because while he is outside trying to save the world who will save his family from danger because it’s not like he could teleport. The end

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Say:  “It’s not like I can teleport” for discounted tickets!

Do you like MARSHMALLOW-drama?

Posted by Molly on December 23, 2013

That's Weird Grandma TWG Weekly Update

Join us tonight for two wintery love stories, one tragic, one with a happy ending!

THE MARSHMALLOW by Isabella, Loyola Park After School Program
One day at Antarctica a marshmallow named Bob he had a girlfriend named Cortney. She always said be careful to him and also don’t get eaten by those little dang deer. He always said don’t worry baby!  I’ll be fine.  But one day it was Bob’s birthday he said “Am going out honey.”  She did not say anything. She got a diet coke cause marshmalloow goop was squirting out like really bad.  Bob had no idea and when he left BOOM!! She died. Bob did not come back he got eaten by one of those dang deers.  The End…and that is the story of the old man.

SNOWFLAKE by Casey R,, Dawes Elementary
Once upon a time there lived a snowflake called Snow. She was super lovable. She snowed every day in different places like different countries. She loved snow a lot because she was a snowflake. One day she was in Texas and she met another snowflake and they both died. But she could come alive again so they both had a wonderful time together so they both traveled together every where. The end.

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For discount tickets, say “Little Dang Deer” at the Box Office.